Eerie - Crouch Blake (читать книги онлайн без .txt) 📗

“Not lately.”

“No deals with some guy in a red lounge suit holding a garden tool?”

She just smiled.

“So what then?” Grant asked.

“I don’t know. This isn’t a Halloween special.”

“You’ve been living with this thing for a month.”

“Well aware.”

“So what do you think it is?”

She shook her head.

“No matter what you say, I won’t judge you.”

“You remember going to church with Mom and Dad?”

“Barely.”

“Remember how it was only ever about Satan and demons?”

“That’s all I remember about it.”

“Me too, and it scared me atheist. When we stopped going after Mom died, I still couldn’t get that stuff out of my head.”

“I remember your nightmares.”

“Right,” Paige said. “They were horrible. I used to dream that this demon I could never see was crawling down the hall toward our bedroom. I knew it was coming, but I couldn’t move. My legs had stopped working. Its shadow—Jesus, it still creeps me out big time—would stop in the doorway behind me. I could feel it standing there, and every time I tried to sit up and turn around to see it, I’d wake up.”

“That’s pretty standard nightmare material.”

“But that’s what these last four weeks have felt like. The same kind of fear—of being alone in a house, but knowing you aren’t really alone.”

“And not being able to do anything about it, including leaving.”

“Exactly. It’s this helpless, claustrophobic feeling.”

“So you think it’s something demonic?”

“I don’t know. All I’m saying is that it feels like the kind of thing I used to be afraid of.”

“Have you called anyone?”

“Who would I call?”

“A professional.”

“You mean like an exorcist?”

“I know, I can’t believe I’m suggesting it.”

Paige cocked her head. “You think we should?”

Grant didn’t want to say it. Every ounce of training, years of collecting facts and scrutinizing them screamed that there was a corporeal explanation here that could be booked down at the station. He based his life, his choices, on empirical evidence. Aristotle and all that shit.

“It doesn’t matter whether we believe in it or not,” he said. “There’s something happening in this house and it doesn’t look like we’re equipped to deal with it. I say we bring someone in. You got a phone book?”

“In the kitchen.”

“I could use some coffee now that I mention it.”

“We still don’t have power.”

“You have a French press?”

“Nope.”

“No worries. Long as you’ve got the beans, I can save the day.”

Chapter 18

Grant opened the gas on one of the back burners and struck a match. It ignited with a whoomf and settled down into a neat blue circle of quietly-hissing flame. He set a copper-bottomed pot filled with tap water onto the burner.

“Whole bean all you got?” he said, peering into the stainless steel canister where Paige kept her stash.

“Sorry.”

He thought for a moment.

“You have anything made of silk?”

A few minutes later, Grant was pouring a handful of beans into one of Paige’s socks and beating them into grounds with a meat pulverizer.

On the other side of the kitchen, his sister was fishing through a drawer jammed to bursting with junk that either didn’t have a home or had fallen out of use—a refuge of forgotten toys.

Paige fished out the fat Seattle phone book, let it thud against the counter.

“Haven’t seen one of these in awhile,” she said.

It was waterlogged and dogeared. Grant imagined it sitting on the front steps like a lost kitten for days in the rain before Paige had finally surrendered and brought it inside.

She fanned it open.

“E for exorcist?” she asked.

“I guess.”

Grant looked over her shoulder as she thumbed back to the yellow pages.

“It’s not in the Es.”

“Don’t priests handle these things? Maybe we can talk to whoever’s in charge of whatever-the-hell parish we’re in.”

“It’s so easy in the movies,” she said, prying the pages apart. “They make it sound like there’s this whole industry. Okay, here we go. St. James Cathedral. It’s that big church on First Hill. Bunch of phone numbers.”

Grant scrolled the list with his finger.

“Not seeing anything related to exorcism. What about demonologist?” he said.

“Is that a real thing?”

“I think so.”

Paige flipped through the Ds.

“Nope. No wonder people don’t use phone books anymore.”

“You think it’d be possible for me to get my phone back?”

“Why?”

“So I can call the church. Uh-oh.”

“What?”

“Seriously. Go get my phone.”

“What’s wrong?”

“Did you turn it off when I handed it over last night?”

“I don’t remember.”

“You understand that when we run out of battery power, we’re pretty much cut off from the outside world in here.”

Paige rushed into the living room. Grant heard a drawer squeak open, papers shuffling. She came back holding his phone and hers.

“You’ve got a little less than a quarter of a charge,” she said. “And fourteen missed calls from someone named Sophie.” Her right eyebrow went up. “Lady friend?”

He grabbed his phone.

“She’s my partner.”

“Well, it looks like she cares.”

“Everyone at the station is probably wondering where I am. How much battery life do you have?”

“Half.”

“Let me have yours.”

“Why?”

He slid open the back of his phone, popped out the battery, set it on the granite countertop.

“Because people can track me to your house if this phone is running.” Paige handed over her phone. “Can you get me that number?” he asked.

She flipped back to the listing for St. James Cathedral and called it out.

An elderly-sounding woman answered on the second ring, “St. James.”

Grant put the phone on speaker and set it face-up on the kitchen island.

“Hi, who am I speaking with please?”

“This is Gertrude. What can I do for you?”

“I was trying to reach the parish priest.”

“Just a moment.”

The hold Muzak was a Gregorian chant.

After thirty seconds, a soft-spoken man answered, “Jim Ward.”

“Hi Jim, my name’s Grant.”

“How can I help you, Grant?”

“My sister and I are dealing with an issue in her house.”

As Grant listened to the long pause on the other end of the line, it occurred to him that he didn’t have the first idea of how to say this.

The priest finally nudged him on. “Could you elaborate?”

“I think we have some kind of—I don’t know—entity.”

“Entity?”

“Yes.” He hoped the priest would take the ball and run with it, spare Grant the humiliation of having to provide a blow-by-blow for something that was sounding more ridiculous every second.

“I’m afraid I don’t quite understand what you mean.”

“There’s something upstairs that is … I don’t really know how to put this … not of this world.”

An even longer pause.

Grant stared at Paige across the kitchen island.

“I know this sounds weird,” Grant said. “I promise you it’s not a joke. I couldn’t be more serious or more in need of help.”

“Are you a member of St. James?” the priest asked.

“No, sir.”

“Is your sister?”

“No.”

“What exactly is it that you would like for me to do?”

“To be honest, I don’t have the first clue about where to begin with something like this. I was hoping you would.”

“Do you believe this is demonic activity you’re dealing with?”

“I don’t know. I think it might be.”

“We’re really not equipped for this in any of our Seattle parishes, but there is a priest trained in the rite of exorcism in Portland.”

“Could you put us in touch?”

“There’s a protocol for these types of matters. It’s just you and your sister?”