Putin Is Going To Hitler - Рыбаченко Олег Павлович (книги txt, fb2) 📗

  PUTIN IS GOING TO HITLER

  ANNOTATION

  It happened that after his death in August 2023, Russian President Vladimir Putin moved into the body of Hitler. Moreover, it is so cool that the Great Patriotic War is in full swing on the calendar on November 1, 1941. And you can't fix it. What to do if both Stalin and Churchill do not want to hear about peace? Then Vladimir Putin decides to punish them all well!

  . PROLOGUE.

  The protracted war with Ukraine was not very interesting for the Russian president. Well, what is Ukraine for Russia? It was thought that they would shower her with hats and take Kyiv for three days. But it didn't work out. This is the second year of the war. And the presidential elections in Russia are literally on the nose. And Vladimir Putin had problems with his health. It can be seen the curses of millions of people almost all over the world affected. Human blood is not water. And how much blood has Vladimir Putin shed already? Maybe only Stalin was more bloody in the history of Russia. The Ukrainians are conducting a successful offensive, and have recaptured most of the annexed territories from the Russian army and various private formations. Moreover, the Taliban attacked Tajikistan and the Russian base there in May 2023. And they opened a second front, adding a headache to the President of Russia. As it turned out, the Tajiks showed low morale, and their army partly fled, and partly was captured. And Russia had to fight with them. So the Russian military base was surrounded by the Taliban, and a large number of soldiers were killed, and some were captured.

  And they had to answer. And again announce mobilization in order to plug the gaps already in the south.

  And by the time Vladimir Putin died on August 5, 2023, many Russians already hated him, not to mention Western countries. And the President of Russia died in agony, and without honor. His entourage did not even become particularly sad. But still they decided to bury magnificently. And give honors.

  Although, of course, many said that if Putin had died before the attack on Ukraine, he would have gone down in history as one of the best Russian rulers.

  And so maybe this is just the case when a person regrets that God did not send him death earlier.

  In any case, in August 2023, Vladimir Putin died, and his fate was to be decided by the court.

  And heavenly judgment! But the capricious Goddess-demiurge Emmanuel took and stole the soul of Vladimir Putin from Hell, and took him to her universe.

  There she took and instilled the Russian dictator in the body of Adolf Hitler. The greatest criminal of all times and peoples.

  And at the moment when the German troops are near Moscow. Yes, she came up with such a punishment for President Cain. Or maybe even a reward, because you are moving from the body of someone who is almost twenty years younger than you at that time, and on the very crest of success and glory.

  And now Vladimir Putin has received a new body, new opportunities, in a world like two drops of water reminiscent of the Earth of the twentieth century. And the most interesting thing is what will happen. The power of a hitman-president over the world, or a shameful suicide? Or maybe both, or something in between!?

  . CHAPTER #1

  Vladimir Putin vaguely remembered his brief stay in Hell. He hasn't been tried yet. The soul was in some very large, bright room. And you are completely weightless, and you hang in the air, as is often the case in a dream, especially in childhood.

  No torture, no hellfire. But this was a very short period of existence as a pure spirit, without a body. And you just flutter like in a dream, and you feel good and light, and you don"t remember very well what is around.

  And then after the trial, you will be assigned to either Paradise, or Hell, or Purgatory for most people.

  But now Vladimir Putin felt himself in a new body. Not a young body, but not an old one either.

  And the former president of Russia already knows that he is now Hitler in the flesh.

  Thanks to a vegetarian diet and the absence of bad habits, the Führer, fifty years old, is in pretty decent shape. His psyche is not yet overloaded with a series of shameful defeats. So you feel quite tolerably better than in the place of the President of Russia. Who did not live long enough to be seventy-one years old.

  However, the rulers of Russia who lived to such a time can be counted on the fingers.

  In any case, Hitler seems to be in body and healthier and more vigorous and younger, so there is nothing to complain about fate.

  Everything would be nothing, but on the calendar November 1, 1941. This means that it will no longer be possible to stop the Fuhrer at the fatal line and not attack the USSR. And apparently you have to act, but how ...

  The entourage and the generals wanted, of course, the continuation of the banquet, and that the Fuhrer gave them his wise instructions.

  However, what to do when you are already up to your ears in shit. Both in a past life and in this one.

  Vladimir-Adolf announced that he should be alone and think a little and rest. At the same time he asked for coffee with orange coffee and an operational map, as well as the European part of the USSR and Africa.

  The affairs of the Germans, in general, were going quite well. Succeeded in although the offensive in October completely destroy six Soviet armies, and several partially. More than six hundred and thirty thousand soldiers and officers of the enemy were taken prisoner.

  And in the Leningrad direction, the Wehrmacht troops are moving towards Tikhvin. And in the south they have already occupied Kharkov and part of the Donbass. In the Crimea, they approached Sevastopol and stormed Kerch. Well, this is not the peak of success yet. The Germans still have to take Tikhvin, Kerch, some cities in the Donbass and Rostov-on-Don reaching the maximum by the end of November. And then even approach Moscow literally up to a few kilometers.