Faking It - Crusie Jennifer (электронные книги без регистрации .TXT) 📗

“What are you doing?” Tilda said. “I don’t get to play on this one?”

Davy waved her off as a bored-sounding woman answered the phone. “He’s not here,” she said when Davy asked. “He won’t be back until late.”

“I’ll call back later,” Davy said. “I’m interested in some paintings he took to a dump. You don’t happen to know which dump, do you?”

“He didn’t take any paintings to a dump,” the woman said, sounding outraged at the thought. “He sells stuff like that at the flea market on South High.”

“Is that where he is now?” Davy said, keeping the grimness from his voice.

“He’s at work,” the woman said. “The flea market opens Thursdays.”

“Right,” Davy said, but she’d already hung up.

“What’s wrong with you?” Tilda said.

“These guys are scum,” he said. “The guys who rip off people who can’t afford it. The bullies and the grifters and the snakes. I hate them.”

When she didn’t say anything he looked over at her. She looked pale, her eyes huge behind her glasses.

“Hey,” he said. “It’s okay. I’ll take care of him. But we are not giving him money.”

“Okay,” she said faintly.

“Take it easy, Betty,” he said, patting her knee. “You just aren’t cut out for crime.”

“Oh, no,” Tilda said. “I’m really, really not.”

What a shame, he thought, and put the car in gear.

TILDA WENT upstairs to bed that night at eleven, with both Steve and Davy behind her, determined to say no if Davy made his move. And he was going to, he had that cheerful look in his eye. Steve was looking fairly cheerful, too, for a change, but on the third-floor landing, as they passed Dorcas’s room, the door opened, and Dorcas peered out.

“Could you guys keep it down a little?” she said.

“What?” Tilda said, startled. “We didn’t say anything.”

“Not now,” Dorcas said. “Friday and Saturday night.” She shook her head at them. “All that moaning and screaming. I couldn’t paint.”

“That wasn’t us,” Davy said regretfully. “That was Simon and Louise.”

“Simon?” Dorcas said, as Ariadne walked out on the landing.

“A friend of Davy’s,” Tilda said. “And it was only the weekend. Louise isn’t-”

Ariadne swatted Steve, claws bared, three times fast.

Tilda scooped up the startled dog and held him out of harm’s way as Dorcas said, “Ariadne!”

“What the hell was that for?” Davy said.

“Past crimes.” Tilda propped Steve on her shoulder and he looked down at Ariadne, eyes wide. “It’s okay, Steve. She’ll get over it. I’ll tell Louise, Dorcas.” She started up the stairs again, and Davy followed her.

“What did he do to Ariadne?”

“He made a pass,” Tilda said, trying to keep the discussion PG.

“Oh.” Davy looked back down at Ariadne on the landing. “Doesn’t he get points for being open-minded?”

Tilda gave up on the PG. “He tried to hump her.”

“Steve, you dummy,” Davy said. “You gotta buy her a couple of drinks first, get her liquored up.”

Tilda had a momentary vision of Steve leaning up against the landing wall, asking Ariadne if she came there often, and laughed.

“Then when you’ve got her laughing,” Davy said to Steve, “make your move.”

“I too have claws,” Tilda said.

“And teeth. But I am not afraid.”

“You and Steve have a lot in common.” Tilda handed the dog to him.

“Speaking of dangerous females,” Davy said, slinging the dog under his arm, “where has Louise been? Simon’s starting to think she’s a figment of his imagination.”

“She’ll be back at the Double Take Wednesday night. She has Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday off.” She opened the bedroom door and saw her bed, looking vast and white in the moonlight.

“She takes three nights off from sex?”

“From the Double Take,” Tilda said. “Tell Simon to be patient.” Really patient, she’s not coming back here.

“That’s two days from now.” Davy put Steve on the floor. “I don’t know if he has that much patience. I don’t even think I do.”

“Develop some,” Tilda said.

“So that’s a no,” Davy said.

“If the question is what I think it is,” Tilda said, “then, yes, that’s a no.”

“You know, Vilma, playing hard to get can backfire.”

“I’m not playing,” Tilda said and locked herself in the bathroom to change into her pajamas. She liked sleeping in T-shirts better, but they had an adverse effect on Davy.

When she came out, he was already in bed, looking annoyed. She crawled in beside him, perversely glad he was there, and held up the quilt for Steve to tunnel under. Cozy, she thought as she felt the dog snuggled up to her through the sheet. She glanced over at Davy, who was fighting with his pillow and looking not cozy.

“So tell me, Vilma,” he said, punching the pillow again. “If you’re not playing, why do you let me back in your bed?”

“In my bed,” Tilda pointed out. “Not in me. There are limits here.”

“In your dreams.” Davy shoved his pillow behind him. “If I wanted to be in you, I’d be in you. You have lousy pillows. Why is that? Is Gwennie anti-pillow?”

“How would you be in me?” Tilda looked at him with contempt. “You would not be in me.”

“I have charm.” Davy shoved the pillow again. “Tomorrow I’m getting you better pillows.”

“You do not have charm,” Tilda said and then honesty made her add, “well, you don’t have that much charm.”

“I have charm you haven’t experienced yet,” Davy said. “Unplumbed depths of charm not yet unleashed on you.” He punched the pillow again.

“Well, let me know if you plan to unleash it,” Tilda said, snuggling down against her own pillow. “I want to brace myself.”

“Won’t do you any good,” Davy said. “I’ll get you anyway. How do you do that?”

“What?”

“Sink down into that pillow.” He frowned at her. “You gave me the lousy pillow.”

“I didn’t give you anything. You took it.”

“Let me see.” Davy jerked her pillow out from behind her and Tilda’s head bounced on the bed. He punched it a couple of times and shook his head. “No, this one’s lousy, too.” He dropped it on her face, and as she pulled it off she heard him say, “Tomorrow we get new pillows.”

“I like this pillow.”

“You think you like that pillow,” Davy said, trying to get comfortable again. “Once you try the new pillows, you’ll spit on that pillow.”

“I will still like this pillow.”

Davy leaned over her and Tilda blinked at how suddenly close he was. “Work with me here,” he said. “This is vitally important.”

“Pillows are vitally important,” Tilda said.

“Yes,” Davy said, so seriously she had to smile.

“Can you admit,” he said, “that there is a slim possibility that there might, just might, be a better pillow than the one under your head right now?”

“Well-”

He leaned closer. “Possibly, maybe, might be, yes?”

“Yes,” Tilda said.

“Then tomorrow I am getting you new pillows.”

“I like these pillows.”

“Did you know that after a year, half the weight of a pillow is dust mites?”

Tilda sat up, almost bumping into him. “What?”

“I swear to God it’s true,” Davy said, leaning back. “How old are these pillows?”

“They were here when I moved back home five years ago,” Tilda said, looking at her pillow in horror.

“We get new pillows,” Davy said, and tossed his on the floor.

“Oh, gross,” Tilda said and shoved hers after his.

“Of course, now we have nothing to sleep on,” Davy said. “Want to have sex?”

Tilda grinned at him. “That’s your boundless charm?”

“No, I spent all my charm talking you out of the pillows.” Davy got out of bed, picked up his shirt from the chair, and wadded it into a ball as he came back to her. “I thought I might get you on the momentum.”

“You’re pathetic,” Tilda said.

“So that’s still a no.”

“Yes,” Tilda said. “That’s still a no.”

“Confusing.” Davy stuffed his shirt under his head and rolled away from her.